I want to return to my bike despite risk

London, UK - October 2, 2010 - Bicycle commuters on their way to work after crossing Blackfriars bridge in early morning.

The longer I suffer the commute, the more likely I will stop asking if it is mad to cycle

Guffipedia – the shopping mall experience

Readers submit new entries to Lucy Kellaway’s jargon dictionary

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My broken-arm method gets more done

Typing and using the mouse are so hard that I’ve had to pick a task and stick to it

An illustration from ‘Crinoline: Fashion’s Most Magnificent Disaster'
©Brian May/Denis Pellerin’s collections

Queen’s Brian May will frock you . . . 

What is a poodle-haired rock guitarist doing writing a book about ‘fashion’s most magnificent disaster’?

Don’t blame millennials if they quit

Graduates are up against the widest gap between expectation and reality ever seen in the professions

Egypt, Ancient Thebes, Shaykh 'Abd al-Qurnah, mural of farmers at work at Tomb of Nakht

Tracking the twaddle in Guffipedia

New entries: ‘Quantified self space’ and ‘loincloth strategy’

Review: ‘The Sleep Revolution’

A testament to sleep that is spoilt by scaremongering

Ten rules for composing your LinkedIn bio

Hillary Clinton’s summary teaches two lessons in how not to do it: no jokes and stick to the point

Kevin Spacey, left, playing the reliably nasty David Harken in the film 'Horrible Bosses'

We prefer bad bosses to be 100% horrible

Predictability is boring and unglamorous in a world that reveres creativity and disruption

Portrait of beautiful and young business woman wearing boxing gloves

Boxing gloves and heels: female workers

A company wanting to show it values women at work uses images where they are not always gorgeous

A jargon crime and a misdemeanour

Guffipedia update: ‘up-weight innovation’ and ‘bonus well’

Email: weapon for the passive aggressive

A perfect medium for communicating quiet hostility

Guffipedia: Socks that give 110 per cent

‘Life performance solutions’ and ‘unleash the power of Cummins’ make Lucy Kellaway’s jargon list

Goldman boss’s marathon memo starts well

What the banker was trying to say is that careers are a long game

Booby-trapped meals are a bad way to hire

Trick-playing Schwab CEO was spot on in one thing at least — inviting job candidates to a restaurant

Guffipedia: ‘People Flow experience’

Lucy Kellaway finds that corporate jargon has its ups and downs

I don’t want to change the world

Companies seeking purpose need only to produce what people want

Good wool hunting

The Source: In the first of a new series in which writers make a pilgrimage to the home of a celebrated product, Lucy Kellaway heads to the Shetland Islands to explore the origins of the Fair Isle jumper

Four lies a chief executive must tell

Any sign of unhappiness or doubt equates to being unfit to lead

Old-school reply to advertiser’s threat

Meg Whitman’s lieutenant was ‘disappointed’ with what I’d written. Here is my considered response


Lucy KellawayLucy Kellaway is an Associate Editor and management columnist of the FT. For the past 15 years her weekly Monday column has poked fun at management fads and jargon and celebrated the ups and downs of office life.

In her 25 years at the FT, Lucy has been energy correspondent, Brussels correspondent, a Lex writer, and an interviewer of business people and celebrities for the Lunch with the FT series and the FT Weekend. Prizes include Columnist of the Year in the British Press Awards 2006, Industrial Society WorkWord Award (twice), Best Commentator, Business Journalist of the Year Awards 2007 and the Wincott Young Financial Journalist Award. Her first book, Sense and Nonsense in the Office, was published by FT Prentice Hall in 1999. Martin Lukes: Who Moved My BlackBerry(TM) (2005) and In Office Hours (2010) were published by Penguin.

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