In search of the missing fiftysomethings

HR departments will soon laugh at the fuss they made over keeping spoilt millennials happy

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Do nice guys finish first?

Lucy Kellaway on a new theory of power

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Reading between the lines of failure CVs

Not all rejections are equal and those followed by successes stop mattering at once

Healthineers

The Siemens song is a Spandex-clad horror

There is not a single example of a business putting its values to music without mass humiliation

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I want to return to my bike despite risk

The longer I suffer the commute, the more likely I will stop asking if it is mad to cycle

Guffipedia – the shopping mall experience

Readers submit new entries to Lucy Kellaway’s jargon dictionary

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My broken-arm method gets more done

Typing and using the mouse are so hard that I’ve had to pick a task and stick to it

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Queen’s Brian May will frock you . . . 

What is a poodle-haired rock guitarist doing writing a book about ‘fashion’s most magnificent disaster’?

Don’t blame millennials if they quit

Graduates are up against the widest gap between expectation and reality ever seen in the professions

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Tracking the twaddle in Guffipedia

New entries: ‘Quantified self space’ and ‘loincloth strategy’

Review: ‘The Sleep Revolution’

A testament to sleep that is spoilt by scaremongering

Ten rules for composing your LinkedIn bio

Hillary Clinton’s summary teaches two lessons in how not to do it

We prefer bad bosses to be 100% horrible

Predictability is boring and unglamorous in a world that reveres creativity and disruption

Boxing gloves and heels: female workers

A company wanting to show it values women at work uses images where they are not always gorgeous

A jargon crime and a misdemeanour

Guffipedia update: ‘up-weight innovation’ and ‘bonus well’

Email: weapon for the passive aggressive

A perfect medium for communicating quiet hostility

Guffipedia: Socks that give 110 per cent

‘Life performance solutions’ and ‘unleash the power of Cummins’ make Lucy Kellaway’s jargon list

Goldman boss’s marathon memo starts well

What the banker was trying to say is that careers are a long game

Booby-trapped meals are a bad way to hire

Trick-playing Schwab CEO was spot on in one thing at least — inviting job candidates to a restaurant

Guffipedia: ‘People Flow experience’

Lucy Kellaway finds that corporate jargon has its ups and downs

ABOUT LUCY

Lucy KellawayLucy Kellaway is an Associate Editor and management columnist of the FT. For the past 15 years her weekly Monday column has poked fun at management fads and jargon and celebrated the ups and downs of office life.

In her 25 years at the FT, Lucy has been energy correspondent, Brussels correspondent, a Lex writer, and an interviewer of business people and celebrities for the Lunch with the FT series and the FT Weekend. Prizes include Columnist of the Year in the British Press Awards 2006, Industrial Society WorkWord Award (twice), Best Commentator, Business Journalist of the Year Awards 2007 and the Wincott Young Financial Journalist Award. Her first book, Sense and Nonsense in the Office, was published by FT Prentice Hall in 1999. Martin Lukes: Who Moved My BlackBerry(TM) (2005) and In Office Hours (2010) were published by Penguin.

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