In cinemas soon: RoboAccountant

‘With the threat from automation more economic than cinematic, it may be necessary to rethink a number of much-loved movies’

Out of the groove

‘Sometimes progress diminishes us but most of the time new technology thrives because it improves our experience’

Thatcher dress row has whiff of Psycho

The current Conservative leadership consider themselves very much the Iron Lady’s children

Halloween: a victim writes

‘The mystical night when children rise from their computer screens in search of sweets, has become huge business’

How to bring meddlesome Lords to heel

We could feed them more meat — or would the Chinese buy some?

Sitting witty

‘The way a town responds to subversive street art is a pretty good test of its true character’

Xi turns integrity into tradeable currency

UK’s chancellor meets a Chinese official to thrash out state visit details

Kitchen sink dramas

‘You look at your salesman and wonder if your deal is the difference between him losing or keeping his job’

Of motives and men

‘I don’t doubt men’s belief in equality; I simply question whether any man volunteers to read “The Female Eunuch” without some ulterior motive’

Conservative party conference in Manchester. British Prime Minister, David Cameron, delivers his closing speech.
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Cameron, Twitter and what divides Britain

Let me put it as simply as I can, prime minister, the Conservatives are not the UK either

Jet lag and time warps

‘Trump’s attraction is to a world craving simple answers — a world where mummy and daddy can still kiss it better’

Mystic Mark Carney, the BoE’s new seer

‘Britain’s SMEs will find it far harder to sell their goods once the cosmos is ruled by Martians’

Exam stress is too much — for parents

‘You have to ask if this endless series of tests is actually robbing parents of all the joys of the teenage years’

Bring back boredom

‘Childhood has become so eroded that we have even robbed our offspring of boredom’

An activist’s guide to the ‘new politics’

Authenticity is central because voters are sick of the spin from old politicians

K999, TDTM and other text codes for parents

‘Frankly it is hard enough to make sense of their texts to us — and they want us to understand those’

LinkedIn etiquette and Apple style

Lawyers’ lessons in social networking

Excuses for Corbyn’s loss in case he wins

A cut out and keep guide for why the favourite for Labour leader will not become prime minister

Sherlock v Shylock

‘Maybe celebrity Shakespeare is the answer, though it seems a bit much to throw the entire weight of the task on Benedict’s slender shoulders’

Seriously, as fun as Strictly

‘The battle for the leadership of the Labour party is heading towards its hilarious denouement and it is time to see the fun in this’


Robert Shrimsley Robert Shrimsley is the Managing Editor of Before this he has served as the FT’s chief political correspondent and news editor.

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