They asked me to write about the goldbugs’ point of view, including the paranoia and conspiracy theories about gold. You know. “Them”. The request could have come in any number of ways: a note composed from cut-up newspaper headlines, or a “suggestion” from a muffled voice over the phone. In this case, it was an “FT editor”. I can only speculate about his true identity.

If you immerse yourself in the world of goldbuggery, the nothing-is-what-it-seems worldview can become that infectious. The paranoia of the goldbugs, die-hard believers in the value of the metal, has been with us a long time, intensifying since the collapse of the last great gold bull market in the early 1980s. Now, though, the goldbugs’ resolute disbelief in the legitimacy and value of official currencies is influencing mainstream market opinion, helped by this week’s record price of $1,061 per Troy ounce.