It’s been a curious, if not worrying, week for the Fast Lane’s inbox, with a bizarre mix of correspondence landing in the tray. From odd corners of the United States there were letters of support for Sarah Palin from people I’m quite convinced have never clapped eyes on this newspaper, let alone this column. Imagine the hurt I felt at being called elitist and unsympathetic to Palin’s hokey “tell it like it is” manner. DELETE!
Another reader decided to take issue with my recent comments about political correctness on the massage table and wanted to demonstrate why G-strings can look quite attractive on men. Rather than arguing his case with persuasive prose I was treated to a rear view of something that went far beyond a G-string. DELETE!

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