Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard this Schlep Air flight 41108 to Shanghai. We will be pushing back shortly and taxiing to the eastern runway prior to take-off.
In a moment we will be showing you a short safety video, and cabin crew will be on hand to demonstrate a few key features. Please feel free to ignore all that crap. I mean, what's the point? If we're going down do you think that kicking off your high-heeled shoes first is going to help?
